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colferchris:

things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:

  • dealing with spiders
  • buying bras in the right size
  • purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
  • devouring the souls of my enemies
  • getting out of bed in the morning
  • ordering food over the phone
  • using public transport

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vvierd:

i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous

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aboybandurl:

borisairei:

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

the preview image is the girls about to kiss and it doesn’t display the title until you click play so i really didn’t know what to expect

BUT THE COMMENTS ON THE VIDEO OMG

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kanyewesticle:

So do you not want him to murder your vagina anymore

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happiness-and-wishes:

quewed (:

normanbecile:

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

i get my nails done into claws so i can rip asshole’s faces off :)

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